no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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