glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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