I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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