This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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