508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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