Don't make out with my wife yet
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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