found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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