Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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