i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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