Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.