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• (760): View more from California

  Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.

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  Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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  maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (916): View more from California

  BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.

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  I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.

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