I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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