had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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