there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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