in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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