If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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