Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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