i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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