at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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