Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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