I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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