walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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