normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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