yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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