who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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