i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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