Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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