I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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