Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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