I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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