I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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