Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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