If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you win again, gameday.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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