why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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