Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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