its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize