No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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