I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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