she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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