just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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