Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
