Whod you bang
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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