So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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