I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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