What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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