We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm at about main and main street
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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