I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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