google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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