id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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