I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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