I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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