I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just google imaged poop.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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