yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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