Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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