On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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