Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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